Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
Crows are terrifying
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
Me, my cat, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, rockin the clubs and arguing about art theory.
criticizing the catholic church, and particularly the sale of indulgences
If Hogwarts was in the US the animals on the house crests would all be the bald eagle, just in different poses
MY HANDS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE CONTROLLERRRRRSSSSS *knocks down a bank*
shi,t iguanamouth basically beat me to this joke weeks ago
I talk about my cat so much, and I know I should probably bring him up less, but he is literally the greatest life form on this planet so I kind of have to.
Stary Night by Coily And Cute
somebody once told me the world was gonna
end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
My therapist wants me to ask my dad again to the next session so we can talk about how I’m and oblong organic weird amoeba shaped peg that he should stop wanting to fit into a square hole. Because I’m an adult and I’m not going to grow out of this intellectual hippie bullshit to be a cynical apathetic middle American and he should try to be less dismissive of that essential part of me and be supportive, but I’m just not sure I’m up for that convo this week? And also about him being snarky about my wanting to not eat beef and pork and dairy is the exact opposite of helping with my appetite and related weight issues and actually makes it all more stressful! Basically : you’re daughter is really counterculture and rolling your eyes at her is not going to help her fulfill her potential and make her mark on history don’t you want that for her
You have afeww weeks of safetey. Probably.
I was in the kitchen preparing myself food and he was meowing and meowing but then he stopped. And then I heard him. Fiddling with the door knob.
i kinda love this tho?
my video game ide where you go around giving compliments and giving help to strangers in need and you earn friendship hearts instead of kills
Cat Update: My dad changed the door opener so it is now a knobby knob you must twist instead of a handle that can be pulled down on one end. The cat has been secured, for now.
Wheel-thrown amphoroid krater vessel, painted with chariots.
Height: 42 cm
Diameter: 32 cm.
Provenance: Cyprus. Mycenaean, Late Helladic (IIIA2) Period.
c. 1375-1300 BC
(Source: British Museum)
god the horses
they are me, i am them, you feel
Guys do you remember the old school animator vs animation videos? The creator just put the fourth one up 3 years later and I’m in awe.